Observed arrival · 2026-10-25
The Baguette Report turns the viewer into the TV
A serialized satire follows a French family on a Wisconsin farm as they yell at American news—and at you.
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- Viewers of short-form culture-clash satire
- Worth noticing
- Its recurring ending has Gérard provoke Monique, a baguette enter the argument, René get the last word, and Monique switch off the viewer.
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The homepage stages itself as a television set: channel and power controls surround the sample segment, and the family is described as looking through the screen at the visitor. A family-album section lays out six chapter teasers, while the Saint-Curd setting includes a farm, a winery in the barn, and a bakery with no customers. The page says future episodes will appear on four social platforms, but lists them as coming soon.
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