Observed arrival · 2026-10-25
Data Centers Can Be Good™
A political satire that turns a data-center sound bite into a mock public-relations campaign, then points readers toward candidates it says will make data centers better neighbors.
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- Readers following data-center politics and local impacts
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- The fictional testimonials are labeled “Legally speaking, fictional,” and the mock metrics are “Audited by nobody.”
Field notes
The page reproduces a short, timed transcript beneath a link to a video, then builds an imitation advocacy campaign around it. Its mock metrics include 24/7 hours of hum and zero off switches, while the testimonial section identifies its quotes as fictional. The closing section names candidates and supplies donation links; the extracted text does not show what happens after those links are opened.
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