Observed arrival · 2026-10-25
London’s Lime Bike Hall of Shame
A reader-submitted, hand-picked collection of Lime bike parking fails around London.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Londoners documenting badly parked Lime bikes
- Worth noticing
- Submissions are limited to London, and the site asks contributors to avoid faces and number plates in photos.
Field notes
The submission flow is an email link addressed to submit@jackmorrisofficial.com, with a suggested message for contributors to complete and a photo to attach. The site limits entries to London and asks people not to move or damage bikes; for blocked paths, it points readers to Lime’s app. The supplied extract describes the Hall of Shame but does not include individual entries.
Observed signals
Read the marks
Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
One card from the complete issue