Observed arrival · 2026-10-25
Sweat By Proxy: the workout you outsource
Sweat By Proxy offers to have a real exerciser complete a workout in someone else’s name, with a video, written report, and certificate.
- For
- Gift-givers seeking an absurd fitness-themed present
- Worth noticing
- The homepage says sample footage is still pending; marathon orders promise GPS proof and a full refund if the distance falls short.
Field notes
The menu offers four preset routines plus a build-your-own option, with fixed exercise doses rather than customer-selected repetitions. Each standard order starts at $20 for four exercises, with a $5 charge for each additional exercise and an eight-exercise cap. The marathon option is listed at $449, with a 30-day window and a stated full-refund condition if the run is not 26.2 miles. The site says sample footage is forthcoming, so completed sessions are not yet shown.
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