Observed arrival · 2026-10-25
They f'd up: The Record
A source-backed, satirical tracker catalogues Microsoft-related failures, decisions, and discontinued products.
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- Its tally separates 186 incidents into 80 things broken, 68 decisions, and 38 things killed.
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The ledger groups entries by whether something was broken, decided, or killed, and displays dates alongside labels such as “Fixed,” “Walked back,” and “Stood by it.” The homepage reports 186 incidents and says 19% of decisions were walked back; it also names 2024 as the worst year on record using its “Vistas of damage” measure. A disclaimer identifies the project as independent parody and says it is unaffiliated with the companies covered.
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