Fartsmaxxing: A Field Guide to Flatulence

Field notes

Each measure has its own recording rule: volume is judged by sound and how far air moves in a still room; tenure is timed in minutes with room size noted; bouquet uses the same three descriptors each time. The page recommends comparing readings only across similarly sized rooms and changing one input at a time. It also explicitly says the guide is not health, dietary, or medical advice.