Observed arrival · 2026-10-26
KEEP THE HUMAN — care instructions included
A playful interactive care guide casts people as forgetful humans in an age of capable AI agents.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Readers amused by agent-era satire and gentle care reminders
- Worth noticing
- The care console stores its last three thoughts in the browser; the page says no token exists today.
Field notes
The console frames its readings as approximations rather than a measure of actual wellbeing, and says the human’s last three thoughts stay in the browser. Its short protocol covers water, asking again when someone says they are fine, and getting outside. The small print also says an official contract address may appear before a launch, while stating that no token exists today.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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