Observed arrival · 2026-10-28
Ask Tzvika, the Group-Chat Statistician
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A paid service that pitches AI-written, satirical reports based on a submitted group-chat history, with counts and answers about the group’s habits.
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- People curious about their group-chat dynamics
- Worth noticing
- A sample report counts 12,940 messages and ranks who most often said “maybe” before not showing up.
Field notes
Examples on the page include a group with 12,940 messages, a field booked once in 2021, and a ranking of members who said “maybe” but did not attend. The page says reports are AI-written satire rather than facts, and tells buyers that no one in the group knows; that makes privacy and consent part of the product’s premise, not a footnote.
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