Observed arrival · 2026-10-28
The Dickuarium’s tiny aquarium
A tiny aquarium populated by penis-shaped figures, offered for $69.69 through Etsy.
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- For
- People looking for an absurd novelty aquarium
- Worth noticing
- The maker lists its dimensions as 69 × 39 × 47 mm and says it is powered by USB-C.
Field notes
The tank runs on USB-C and can be fed from a top-mounted control or a phone connected directly over its own mini-Wi-Fi. The page says it keeps working offline; optional home Wi-Fi is described as being used for requested firmware updates and the date for holiday decorations. Its listed dimensions are 69 × 39 × 47 mm.
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◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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