Observed arrival · 2026-10-28
Pray for AGI’s Model Altars
A parody church turns allegiance to AI models into a candle-lighting contest, with altars for models including Grok and GPT.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- AI-model partisans with a taste for parody
- Worth noticing
- Paid candle tiers run from $1 to $50, with patron offers up to $10 million; the site says payments go to its operator, not an AI company.
Field notes
The page casts model preference as sect membership, complete with a “Holy War,” a seasonal ranking reset, and mock commandments about tokens and context windows. Visitors are offered a free believer card or paid digital candles; the listed patron levels climb as high as $10 million. Its disclaimer says the site is a parody, is unaffiliated with the named AI companies, and sends payments to the operator.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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