Observed arrival · 2026-10-28
The Stupid Mario Page
A browser arcade game sends Mario against an army of Bony Tonys, with escalating rounds and an arsenal of 40 poop-themed weapons.
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Players looking for a quick browser arcade game
- Worth noticing
- The 40-weapon roster includes shot patterns, piercing limits, reload times, and escalating Mk versions after round 40.
Field notes
The interface lets players set a name, difficulty, and starting map, with the name described as saved only on that device. The four difficulty settings specify how much the challenge increases each round, while the weapon descriptions distinguish shot counts, spread patterns, explosions, piercing, and reload speed. Sound controls offer a flush test and random fart recordings; the page says there are 12 recordings with no immediate repeats.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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