Observed arrival · 2026-10-28

Ballon en Bois, football’s awards for disappointment

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Editorial interest 72/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A satirical football awards page proposes eight categories for players, managers, and clubs that fell short of expectations.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-28 issue.

For: Football fans who enjoy anti-awards
Worth noticing: The proposed index weights performance versus expectations at 40%; the page says these are criteria, not verified rankings.

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The page names six leagues, from the Premier League to Portugal's Primeira Liga, and splits its proposed index across four weighted criteria. Its nomination control asks visitors to choose a league and explain a player, manager, or club's case, then prepares an email. The site says public voting and stored submissions belong to a later release, so the visible page is a preview rather than a functioning public ballot.

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