Observed arrival · 2026-10-29
Lake Marinship: Sausalito’s Fictional Waterfront Playground
A satirical Sausalito site imagines a tide-soaked waterfront playground and the committees, permits, and civic inertia surrounding it.
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- Sausalito locals and civic-satire readers
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- Its mock playground inventory includes a tide-dependent sandbox, a swing hanging from nothing, and a permit estimate of 2041.
Field notes
The page builds its parody through a mock playground inventory and civic notices rather than a single joke. It names a sandbox that floods twice daily, a rusty swing hanging “from nothing in particular,” and a permit-review stack with an estimated approval date of 2041. The About section identifies Scare Our Sausalito as a satirical project; its claims about the site, committee, and playground are comedy, not verified municipal activity.
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