Observed arrival · 2026-10-29
Slop Index: A scoreboard for corporate AI filler
Slop Index ranks company websites by AI-flavoured buzzwords and offers browser-based tools to score or rewrite text.
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- Readers auditing corporate AI language
- Worth noticing
- Its scoring caps each pattern at 15 hits and merges overlapping matches so one product name cannot dominate.
Field notes
The scoring method combines about 90 text patterns with signals such as AI-related job titles, .ai domains, and chatbot widgets; the page says each term is capped and overlapping matches are merged. Its quadrant adds a counterweight to buzzword counts by comparing them with sentences containing checkable details. The homepage also labels the scanning “agent” as a regex, making the limitation part of the project’s own joke.
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