Observed arrival · 2026-10-31
Bag Needs a Lawyer puts the bag on trial
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A fictional public docket invites visitors to examine six cases blaming a bag for familiar trading habits.
- For
- Readers amused by trading habits and mock courtroom arguments
- Worth noticing
- The site says opinions change with each exhibit and witness question; it also says any token contract awaits launch and verification.
Field notes
The clerk's notes describe a sequence of choosing a charge, examining evidence, questioning a witness, and sharing the verdict. The site says each hearing uses prewritten stories, with the opinion changing according to the exhibit and question selected. Its disclaimer explicitly rules out wallet access, trades, legal advice, and promised returns; a token contract is mentioned only as something to show after launch and verification.
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