Observed arrival · 2026-10-31

E-E-A-T Club: Google Said* So

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A deliberately bogus SEO club turns Google-ranking folklore into a parody audit, case studies, and a VHS course.

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For: Website owners and SEO watchers
Worth noticing: Its mock case studies report unchanged traffic after SEO fixes, including a sitemap for a two-page site that indexed zero pages.

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The page builds its joke from familiar SEO rituals: author bios, sitemaps, AI detectors, H1 counts, and claims about ranking factors. Its examples keep the numbers small and unglamorous—a one-page site, a two-page site, and traffic that stays flat—while the page labels the advice as invented. It also includes personal flourishes such as a cat named Canonical and a “best viewed in Internet Explorer 6” notice.

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