Observed arrival · 2026-10-31
Márcio Cruz 2029: Benfica, every day
A sharply written, satirical-looking campaign site for a would-be president of Sport Lisboa e Benfica.
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- Benfica fans who enjoy football satire
- Worth noticing
- The election countdown gives an indicative date, then notes that the club’s officials have not yet decided this is happening.
Field notes
The origin story links the candidacy to a televised supporter’s remark at a housing demonstration, then turns that coincidence into campaign lore. Programme items pair football-club concerns with escalating absurdity: affordable season seats and more academy players sit beside a private tunnel and an eagle raffle. The press section extends the joke with statements about rumours that have not yet emerged.
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