Observed arrival · 2026-10-31
Randy’s Laundry Chute’s Winter Geriatric Games
An invite-only bar competition for older athletes, with ten events, bathrobe dress code, and a Golden Chute for the overall winner.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Invited older athletes and their bar-going friends
- Worth noticing
- The rules limit “Back in my day” to once per event and cap performance enhancers at coffee, ibuprofen, and fiber supplements.
Field notes
Entrants register under an Olympic name, choose a represented nation and at least three events, and specify robe size; the page says access begins with a link or six-character code from the commissioner. Points across events determine the overall winner, while last place earns the Lint Trap, which must be displayed at home until next year. The next edition is listed for Winter 2027, with its date still to be announced.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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