Observed arrival · 2026-10-31
Bruce.exe, the 10-inch spirit shark
A playful storefront for a 10-inch plastic great white shark, listed at $13.37.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Shark-toy collectors and desk-display shoppers
- Worth noticing
- The three-question quiz declares a 100% match for every answer, then invites visitors to retake it—because it will still be a shark.
Field notes
The product listing mixes ordinary specifications—hollow plastic, about 5 oz, and a warning that it is not certified for children under three—with invented system details such as “Shark Brain @ 450 MHz.” Visitors can choose a quantity and see cart and checkout prompts, though the extracted page does not verify a completed purchase flow. The guestbook names its shark reviewers as fictional, including a retired megalodon and a whale shark.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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