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2026-10-31 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-10-31

v4direct.org’s 1 MB peering offer

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Editorial interest 83/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A self-mocking network-operator parody offers dial-up transit, imaginary virtual machines, and “blazing slow IPv4” for hobbynets.

Landing page captured for the 2026-10-31 issue.
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Hobbynets and readers of network-engineering satire
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The page’s “Dial Up Transit” joke stacks GRE, WireGuard, L2TPv3, and another WireGuard, then gives the MTU as 412.

Field notes

The homepage is organized like a small network operator’s service catalog, with sections for tunnels, address space, virtual machines, BGP, DDoS protection, PoPs, and peering. Its details are explicitly self-deprecating: the listed transit nests four tunneling layers at MTU 412, while the claimed full-table BGP delivery arrives as a PDF by email each Monday. The page also marks its Looking Glass as broken and its dashboard as “500”; the extract does not verify whether any underlying service is live.

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⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
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●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use

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