Observed arrival · 2026-11-01
The Heart Shot Pirates’ Articles and Seven Cats
A self-described Madison-area Great Lakes pirate crew presents its roster, rules, lore, and watchmaking on a detailed public website.
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- Readers curious about the crew’s public record
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- The site says its eight-article law was signed in person, with paw prints, and that one of seven cats holds office.
Field notes
The site is organized as a public record: crew roster, flags, eight Articles, Codex, ship’s log, treasures, and press references each have their own section. It says the Articles were signed by hand in Wisconsin and that the Codex is preserved through the Internet Archive and Wayback Machine; those are the crew’s own claims in the supplied page text. A separate section describes bespoke automatic watches built one at a time by the captain.
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