Observed arrival · 2026-11-01
Larkin Rolls: Salary, by Toilet Paper
An unofficial live estimate of Dylan Larkin’s lost salary, translated into rolls of toilet paper.
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- Hockey fans following Dylan Larkin’s suspension
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- The counter uses midnight Detroit time on October 29 as a proxy because the suspension announcement gave no exact effective time.
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The estimate divides Larkin’s reported $8 million 2026–27 base salary across 194 regular-season days and accrues the result continuously. For its conversion, the page chooses $1.58 per roll from a stated $1.15–$2.00 price range; background sheet counts use an assumed 224 sheets per Mega roll. It labels the display an unofficial fan estimate, not a payroll statement, and says status changes require a manual update.
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