Observed arrival · 2026-11-01
SAFU Protocol: Stolen Assets Funding Uranium
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A fictional crypto-protocol satire that turns DeFi promises, centralized control, and trust-me assurances into a fake foundation and roadmap.
- For
- Readers of crypto satire and DeFi parody
- Worth noticing
- Its three-phase roadmap goes from community takeover to yield farming, then a literal aerospace pivot labeled Layer 2.
Field notes
The page builds its joke with mock protocol metrics, a fictional founder quote, and vacancies that include Solidity Developer and Chief Exit Liquidity Officer. Its roadmap moves through three named phases—Acquire, Enrich, and Ascend—and explicitly calls every milestone fictional. The page also states that it is not affiliated with Kim Jong Un, any government, Binance, or a real protocol.
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