Observed arrival · 2026-11-02
Are We Cooked? WhatsApp Chat Autopsy
A WhatsApp chat analyzer that turns an export or pasted messages into a playful readout of effort, reply patterns, and relationship dynamics.
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- For
- People dissecting WhatsApp crush, friend, or group chats
- Worth noticing
- The sample receipt flags a 4× reply-speed drop after a nine-line message and counts 212 “hmm” replies.
Field notes
The page provides three chat modes: situationship or crush, bestie or “unpaid therapist,” and group “criminal record.” Visitors can upload an export, paste messages, or run the included sample. Its example report assigns each participant an effort share and surfaces timing changes and repeated replies; the page also advertises English, Hinglish, and Roman Marathi support.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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