Observed arrival · 2026-11-02
Benjy: Accountability, outsourced
Benjy presents professional scapegoats for hire, with hourly rates for handling public apologies, angry calls, and organizational blame.
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- Readers of corporate crisis-management satire
- Worth noticing
- The listed add-ons include a 70° “deep bow,” a visible hand tremor, and a rain-soaked apology with rain guaranteed.
Field notes
The page organizes its premise into three severity-based tiers, from short outages to matters involving a parliamentary inquiry. Rates are shown hourly, with six-minute billing increments; listed extras include a visible hand tremor and a board-meeting self-flagellation add-on. A booking section asks visitors to describe their situation, but the page’s claims do not establish that these services operate in practice.
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$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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