Observed arrival · 2026-11-03
BUTT INSPECTOR’s five-minute clinic shift
A free browser comedy game casts you as an underqualified clinic intern examining cartoon patients and choosing diagnoses.
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◎Niche
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- Adults looking for a short, silly browser game
- Worth noticing
- Knowledge cards cite public-health sources including the NHS and U.S. National Cancer Institute; the page says they are not medical advice.
Field notes
The described interaction is deliberately simple: press and drag to examine a patient, listen to their reactions, then choose one of three diagnoses. The patient roster includes Gary, who mostly wants to talk, and Tyler, who streams everything. The page distinguishes its invented clinic and diagnoses from its sourced medical knowledge cards, and says the game is not medical advice.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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