Observed arrival · 2026-11-04
DRR: Ten Years of Revenue You Haven’t Made Yet
A satirical generator turns founder-culture inputs into a shareable Decennial Recurring Revenue card.
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- Founders mocking startup revenue metrics
- Worth noticing
- Actual revenue is collected for completeness, then ignored; the generated card carries a “MADE UP” stamp.
Field notes
The form asks for last month’s revenue but describes it as “not material”; the calculation instead uses sleep, “agentic” mentions, pivots, and checked boxes. Its explanation lays out separate MRR, ARR, and DRR formulas, including a growth factor capped at 12x. The page says the answers stay in the browser and travel in the URL fragment, so sharing that link reproduces the same result.
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