Observed arrival · 2026-11-04
Corpo Dump turns bathroom breaks into a payslip
A satirical calculator estimates how much paid work-time you spend on bathroom breaks, based on your pay, hours, and habits.
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- Workers curious about the cost of bathroom breaks
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- The form includes hourly or salary pay, three currency options, weekly hours, minutes per dump, and dumps per workday.
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The form accepts hourly or salary pay, currency, weekly hours, minutes per dump, and dumps per workday; its estimate assumes five workdays for 52 weeks. The proposed app adds Throne, Smoke, and Lunch modes, shareable receipts, a live money ticker, and a year-end “W-2(ish).” The page says the ledger stays on the phone and that there are no accounts or tracking; those are claims about the planned app, not independently demonstrated here.
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