Observed arrival · 2026-11-04
GEOPURR-1: the feline orbital bureaucracy
A mock mission site follows a geosynchronous research station run by 23 cats and one allegedly non-essential human.
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- Readers of bureaucratic spaceflight and cat satire
- Worth noticing
- Project TOWERCAT pairs an approved SF-299 with a 180-foot tower plan serving sagebrush and two skeptical pronghorn.
Field notes
The homepage organizes the fiction like a working mission portal, with separate sections for crew, logs, budget, and the human occupant. Its programs range from microgravity experiments to station upkeep, whose listed compliance is 31%; the sleep study calls its results inconclusive and asks for more sleep. The tower initiative includes an environmental review and a proposed construction sequence.
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