Observed arrival · 2026-11-05
Cited in Miami keeps the inspection file open
A Miami-Dade and Broward restaurant-inspection project that presents state results, inspector notes, and follow-up visits.
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- Miami-Dade and Broward restaurant diners
- Worth noticing
- The site says every claim in its videos or posts maps to an inspection-record line, with jokes aimed at the situation rather than the facts.
Field notes
The homepage presents cases with a restaurant name, neighborhood, state-result label, and a short account of cited conditions; several entries describe repeat closure orders or follow-up status. Its stated workflow starts with Florida inspection reports for Miami-Dade and Broward, then compares later visits so readers can see outcomes. The displayed summary counters all read zero despite the populated case list, leaving their current status unclear.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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