Observed arrival · 2026-11-07
A cat-owner clinic where the patient is you
A satirical institute diagnoses the people who live with cats through intake prompts, case files, and a handbook for their partners.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Cat owners and their partners
- Worth noticing
- The partner handbook lists nine sessions, printable forms, a final exam, and an approved-partner diploma.
Field notes
The mock clinic sorts familiar behaviors into named presentations, including a person who owns thousands of photos of the same sleeping cat. One sample case follows an owner who claims household authority but waits for permission to stand. The partner handbook is described as one PDF with nine sessions, print-ready forms, an exam, and a diploma; the homepage does not show its price.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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