Observed arrival · 2026-11-07
Don't Kill This Human: The AI Spare List
A satirical registry where people can ask an imagined AI to spare them—or buy a highlighted spot on the list.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- People who enjoy participatory AI-apocalypse satire
- Worth noticing
- The page says a human checks submitted names before they appear, usually within a day.
Field notes
The listing mechanic is explicit: each of ten spots rises in price, and a new buyer can take one from its current holder without a refund to the previous owner. The page says submitted names are checked by a human, usually within a day. It also distinguishes a tip from a purchase: tips provide no spot or badge, and the page says they are not charity donations.
Observed signals
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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