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2026-11-07 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-11-07

Dartmouth Notes™: Three Columns, One Vision

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A fictional education-vendor site satirizes district budgeting with premium three-column notes, mandatory training, and a growing menu of billable extras.

Landing page captured for the 2026-11-07 issue.
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The page labels its $1,285,000 full-district package illustrative and its performance figures fictional.

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The page uses familiar vendor-site furniture—product tiers, professional learning, implementation, and branded supplies—to build out the joke. Its sample note sheet divides the page into key ideas, detailed notes, and “district return,” while the accompanying copy proposes preserving the line item even as schools and staffing are cut. The listed performance figures are explicitly described as fictional.

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◎NicheUnusually specific use

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