Observed arrival · 2026-11-07

OnlyPlonkers: Premium Plonker Dating

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A fictional dating club built around absurd singles, mock-news stories, photoshoots, and a 2027 calendar.

Landing page captured for the 2026-11-07 issue.

For: Readers of absurdist dating satire
Worth noticing: Its fictional roster includes Gary Green, 48, whose stories involve a private retirement dinner for an empty deodorant.

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Characters and articles are explicitly marked as fictional satire, and the homepage says there are no real profiles, matching, messaging, or paywall. The story feed gives each man a name, age, and short comic episode: one has a teaspoon evicted for bringing its own sugar, while another stages a sock trial. Navigation also points to photoshoots and a 2027 calendar preview.

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Dinner for an Empty Deodorant

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