Observed arrival · 2026-11-08
hots. — The Sun, now with two divisions
A satirical corporate briefing built around two programs for changing the Sun: Lift and Burn.
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- Readers of corporate satire and absurdist web projects
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- Its counters report zero kilograms removed, while the only changing digit is described as still under contractor development.
Field notes
The briefing uses a familiar corporate structure—divisions, model comparisons, program statuses, investor materials, and progress counters—to present its solar-engineering premise. Lift is listed as “Development,” while Burn is “Testing, sort of”; the hydrogen counter says only its rightmost digit moves and credits a contractor with working on it. A footer disclaims tax deductibility and NASA endorsement.
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