Observed arrival · 2026-11-08
Palmer needs a miracle
A character builder for sending a ticket-waiting Palmer out to collect taps for whatever he needs.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Concertgoers seeking tickets, rides, or company
- Worth noticing
- The goal list ranges from a ticket and a ride home to grilled cheese, a phone charger, bongo drums, or true love.
Field notes
The builder offers named character presets including Wook Wesley, Chomper Chad, and Spreadsheet Steve, plus outfit, extra, and celebration choices. Users can set an ask and a target of 25, 50, or 100 hands; the page says a sender’s name is never shown and no sign-up is required. A Founding Palmer Pack is listed at $4.99, while the custom group page and its listed $14.99 price are marked “Coming soon.”
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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