Observed arrival · 2026-11-09
HAGRA 2027 turns the French presidential campaign into a multiplayer game
A free browser game where players choose a candidate, collect voters and absorb smaller rival players.
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- Players looking for French-election satire
- Worth noticing
- Its controls map campaign tactics to cell-game moves: split to lunge, shed mass, and avoid controversy hazards.
Field notes
The visible instructions describe mouse or touch movement, collecting small voter tokens, and absorbing a rival only when your cell is 25% larger. Players can split with Space to jump or press W to shed mass; growing also increases vote loss from abstention, while controversy hazards can break a large cell apart. The page says rankings are by player, not candidate.
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