Observed arrival · 2026-11-09
How Long, Ref? turns winning streaks into hair length
A football results project imagines how long each club’s hair would grow if players got a haircut only after five consecutive wins.
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- Football fans who enjoy club records and odd statistics
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- A penalty shootout counts as a draw, resetting the streak; a winning run can continue across seasons.
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The rules distinguish competitive matches from friendlies, treat penalty shootouts as draws, and let streaks continue across seasons. The table gives each club a current hair length alongside haircut and heartbreak counts, and the page turns the combined total into a football-pitch comparison. National League and foreign-league table coverage is marked as coming soon.
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