Observed arrival · 2026-11-09
Satostat’s Bitcoin-mining radiator pitch
A detailed pitch for a wall-mounted electric radiator that proposes using Bitcoin-mining ASICs as its heating element and routing mining rewards to a wallet.
- For
- Households and property operators considering electric heating
- Worth noticing
- The target specification pairs 400–800 W variable power with 38 TH/s peak hashrate; the page does not establish these as operating results.
Field notes
The proposed unit places Bitcoin ASIC boards behind a radiator face, with a variable 400–800 W power envelope and a listed peak hashrate of 38 TH/s. The page sketches pool routing, wallet payouts, and thermostat controls through an iOS app, while inviting waitlist or pilot inquiries; it does not establish that retail units are available. Its economics section frames mining rewards as a partial offset to heating costs, which readers should distinguish from verified household savings.
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