Observed arrival · 2026-11-10
DataSuppository, the data-center boom’s fake SaaS campus
A deadpan parody of data-center expansion, dressed up as a SaaS product with mock features, pricing, jobs, and merchandise.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Readers following data-center expansion and local impacts
- Worth noticing
- Its dashboard pairs 412.0 megawatts consumed with 0.0 justified; the Recovery Archive is explicitly fictional.
Field notes
The mock campus gives its product features names such as “Hyperscale Relief” and “Zero-Noise Promise,” then undercuts them with claims about using a neighbor’s well and an 85-decibel hum. Its Recovery Archive lists 1,204,773 fictional items, 4–6-hour retrieval latency, and zero satisfactorily explained incidents. The page also says its listed jobs do not actually exist.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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