Observed arrival · 2026-11-10

Donkey Gong’s anti-blabla meter

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Editorial interest 79/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A playful tool that scores pasted text for clichés, vague claims, and repetition, with an option to compare two texts.

Landing page captured for the 2026-11-10 issue.

For: Writers and readers checking promotional copy
Worth noticing: It explicitly says its reconstructed “original prompt” is a joke; the score is not an AI-authorship probability.

Field notes

The interface names LinkedIn posts, press releases, plans, and policy documents as possible inputs. Its settings offer mild, normal, and ruthless scoring, with changes applying to both texts in a comparison. The page says the meter rewards concrete facts and figures, and cautions that its displayed prompt is a comic reconstruction rather than a recovered source.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

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