Observed arrival · 2026-11-10
The Shit Wine Guide’s very serious wine-list audits
A deadpan wine guide presents venue rankings built around markups, glass tax, crowd approval and price per millilitre.
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✦Pretty
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◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Diners comparing restaurant wine lists
- Worth noticing
- The page says 42 venues and 16 recommendations, while its audit, recommendation, and benchmark counters each display zero.
Field notes
Venue entries include audit month, venue type, average markup, glass-tax percentage, star rating and price per millilitre; examples name York, Inverness and Derry. The page also displays a global sentiment index and a “glass ceiling” figure, but its headline says 42 venues and 16 recommendations while adjacent counters show zero audited venues and zero recommended. That mismatch leaves the data’s status unclear.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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