Observed arrival · 2026-11-10
G.U.S.T.E. Network’s Couric Scale
A parody monitoring network for human flatulence, presented with a globe, rankings, and a named intensity scale.
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●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Readers of deadpan tech and measurement parody
- Worth noticing
- The privacy notice says locations are coarsened on-device, while globe reporting and leaderboard participation are separate opt-in switches.
Field notes
The homepage lays out a globe with 24-hour and seven-day views, a seismic bulletin, and leaderboards described as refreshing every five minutes. Its privacy notice says handset locations are coarsened before leaving the phone, with globe reporting and leaderboard participation controlled separately and off by default. App-store buttons are marked as placeholders, and the whitepaper is said to be in the app.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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