Observed arrival · 2026-11-11
FLATULATOR 9000 turns gas into a leaderboard
An interactive flatulence-physics simulator pairs synthesized sounds and WAV export with anonymous, timed “Cloud Wars” contests.
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◎Niche
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- People who enjoy interactive sound experiments
- Worth noticing
- The site says challenge scores are playful modeling proxies, not validated acoustic measurements.
Field notes
The controls describe a pressure-driven reservoir and a simulated valve, while the model panel lists equations for jet flow, turbulence, resonance, bubbles, and particulates. The page also shows a 30 Hz–12 kHz spectrogram and says desktop users can hold SPACE to squeeze and press R to release; the contest display is waiting for its next round.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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