Observed arrival · 2026-11-11
TrumpKare: coverage, coming in two weeks
A satirical healthcare-plan site offers mock coverage tiers, an eligibility quiz, and a doctor finder.
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- Readers looking for political healthcare satire
- Worth noticing
- Its countdown says the plan arrives in 14 days, then says it resets whenever it gets close.
Field notes
The four tiers escalate from unlimited “thoughts & prayers” to a recovery suite at a golf property, with costs ranging from “Very Low” to “Call Us (It's a Lot).” The eligibility quiz asks for a health rating, preferred diagnosis method, and the size of the crowd at a doctor's visit; the evidence shows the prompts and a submit button, but not what happens after submission.
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