Observed arrival · 2026-11-12
Safety Third: a river job held together with optimism
A co-op physics game project where crews scavenge a scrapyard, bolt together a boat, and try to get it downriver.
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◎Niche
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- Players looking for chaotic cooperative physics games
- Worth noticing
- One client spec calls for a ferry carrying a crate, a toilet, and a potted fern.
Field notes
The page lays out a shift in four steps: read a client’s spec, haul and fasten parts to a keel, launch, then steer, row, and bail through a river run. Boat stability depends on part placement, weight, and fastening; the listed scoring formula is distance multiplied by crew delivered. Six yard-and-river settings are named, including Rustbucket Quay and Smuggler’s Slough. The site says an itch.io demo is available, while its play link labels the build “Coming soon.”
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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