Observed arrival · 2026-11-13
Frack Galby: a mountain, allegedly in need of a job
A satirical Bellingham campaign proposes fracking Galbraith Mountain, turning local mountain-bike trails into an absurd case for drilling.
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- Bellingham locals and mountain-bike riders
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- Its invented statistics include zero environmental impact studies the campaign intends to read; the listed source is “us.”
Field notes
The page organizes its parody like a campaign site, with platform planks, a timeline, endorsements, and calls to join or donate. Its statistics include 12,000 jobs attributed to a number written on a napkin, while the cited source is simply “us.” The footer’s disclaimer says the campaign is not authorized by a candidate, committee, or geologist.
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