Observed arrival · 2026-11-13
New Comma, the punctuation newspaper
A Russian-language mock newspaper reports on the feuds, scandals, markets, and weather of punctuation marks.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- Readers who enjoy language jokes and newspaper parody
- Worth noticing
- A poll says its results are counted by the editor manually once every five years; the page also recommends Internet Explorer 6 at 800×600.
Field notes
The homepage is arranged like a newspaper, with sections for urgent news, economics, horoscope, classifieds, reader letters, an archive, and a guestbook. Its masthead gives issue no. 1247 a date and a joke price of three commas; a poll reports that 48% place commas where “breathing ends,” with results supposedly counted by the editor once every five years. The page also sports a “best viewed” note for 800×600 and Internet Explorer 6.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
⊠LoginAccess appeared gated
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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