Observed arrival · 2026-11-13
Power2Shell: A mock advisory for opening PowerShell
A satirical security advisory recasts ordinary PowerShell use as a critical Windows vulnerability.
○Open
⊠Login
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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- For
- PowerShell users and security-news readers
- Worth noticing
- Its stated CVSS score is 10.043 out of 10, and the listed attack vector is Win + X followed by one click.
Field notes
The advisory imitates incident-response structure with command-formatted summaries and named sections for affected systems, indicators, rumored mitigations, and a timeline. It also frames ordinary PowerShell behaviors—including Verb-Noun commands and the pipeline—as attack mechanics, then punctures the premise with claims such as a pending CVE and a score beyond the usual scale.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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