Observed arrival · 2026-11-15
Blame the Stars, an excuse machine with planetary math
A tongue-in-cheek astrology tool for finding planetary excuses when things go wrong, with browser-calculated positions and a Rahu Kalam feature.
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- People who want an astrology-flavored excuse
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- Rahu Kalam’s daily interval depends on weekday and local sunrise; the page says location stays on the device.
Field notes
Rahu Kalam is presented as one eighth of daylight, with the relevant interval assigned by weekday; calculating it requires local sunrise. The page says that location remains on the user's device and that planetary positions are calculated in-browser using Astronomy Engine. The extract shows sharing and “find more blame” controls but does not include an example result.
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